🤡 (April Fools) A brand new look for Champs is coming in 2024!
Breaking news: Everyone’s favorite Champ is getting a glow up this year! ✨
The Pocket Champs Art team is proud to present… Well, the pictures really speak for themselves so let’s dive right in!
🫣New Champ Emotions
Ever asked yourself “Is my Champ happy?”. Well, you shouldn’t have to… and soon enough you will never have doubts again! We have gone back to the drawing board to update every Shape as shown below:
There, no more doubts. Champs have never looked happier.
Our life-long goal of making millions of Champs smile around the world is becoming reality and we can’t wait for you to meet these updated Champ Shapes in-game and in your dreams… soon!
😵💫Dazzling New Shape Sizes
When viewed from a distance, it can sometimes be hard to distinguish between your Champ and your opponents. “Hah!” said the Art Team as they went back to work faster than we could pronounce “squirrel”.
In a bold move never attempted before in a video game, the perfectly cute, highly celebrated base Champ Shape will now be a thing of the past as we replace it with… so much more.
Ah, yes. What an upgrade! More!
Is that really all we can do? MOAR!!!
Oops. Uhh... Moving on!
🤯Breathtaking New Animations
Champs sure look awesome when they run, swim, fly and climb... But when it comes to idle animations, let's be honest, sometimes it's just totes boring. So we thought “Hmm, what if we let the Art Team cook? They totally got this!”:
Nevermind, they don’t got this. Abort. Abort!
Oh no.
I’m not in control of this news article anymore. Please send help.
🐿️ Squirrel Mode
Fellow human reader, please scrap everything you read above. While writing this article, the team came to the logical conclusion that squirrels are the future of Pocket Champs.
All Champs and Gadgets will now be Squirrel-based. All 4 Power Stats will be combined into a single Squirrel Stat. Also, all fanarts will need to feature squirrels🐿️.
🐿️ This message was definitely not written by squirrels.
🐿️ IT'S GOING TO BE A MAD 2024!
Squirrels 🐿️ would like to thank you for reading through all of this article.
Please look forward to the 2024 Update Roadmap announcement coming later in April that will reveal our next big updates!
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Published on April 1, 2024.